Mostly a Supernatural blog, with dashes of Sherlock, Hannibal, Marvel, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, LOTR/The Hobbit, Cockles, and Destiel. Also lots of cats, and bad puns.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam
ELLEN’S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
"your made-up pronouns aren’t real words"
ah yes, as an english major i can confirm that no one has ever made up words to compensate for gaps in the language
all words occur naturally in caves located deep in the Amazon rainforest, where they are carefully handpicked by linguists and preserved in dictionaries
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I know you were expecting Batman, but this is just a lot of sodium.
Batman adding salt to my post.
This was a plot twist I was actually not expecting.
Every time… You think you can escape and then BAM supernatural gif.
did u guys see me at the oscars